When your 4’5 bestie says she’ll fight your 6’7 bf if he ever hurts you. Like babes ily but in that situation we are both dead

icarlyfan224 is cooking up a post…

been profiling tf outta yall for a while now and you would not be happy with the conclusions this psycho motherfucker has been drawing up

people really just let me say a lot of things and dont call me out on it i dont know why maybe its because im a nice person and wear muted colours

your honour in my clients defense his penis was very sore

imp bid and spider poppy and stoned atheist all have my location on find my iphone so to remain in their thoughts while I dig for fools gold in the valley of forgotten friends I have set up the feature where it sends them an urgent notification every time i leave or arrive at my house

bad idea to fk with le epic derpette trollolol like me. . . .. ... . . you will no me gusta what i can haz do to you.

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