/r/UnitedAirlines Gifts and Exchanges
My mom kept a list of her sexy encounters and gave them ratings.
The fucking hero those cunts in Gotham deserve, not the one those cocksuckers need right now.
Cups too small for the Coke Freestyle Machines in the Lounges
Do better, United
Everyone talks about Stranger or Mistress as likely targets for movies. Dig deeper.
How to handle being stared at when traveling internationally
USAF C-130H looked like a white paint job to naked eye
For perspective: What $1,400 can get you in lieu of a lounge pass
"The captain has refused this aircraft"
Test
Which UA hubs have the most elite status members?
Seared Beef Tenderloin
Yesterday, I went to Myrtle Avenue to do some spotting at Heathrow, only to find out that Runway 27L wasn't in use for landings; instead, I decided to go on a walk and encountered these two 'sleeping' Dreamliners!
Change or add 1 letter or number to a popular band name to give it a different vibe
ACME’s finest fire extinguisher
Air force one only protected by a fence not as much security as I thought it would have 38.801857694383195, -76.8812395646828
Acropolis cat
New faucet designed for face washing
LHR - how’s it working out?
Why is a 737 flying this?
I see you, UA2408 Row 26
A Giant Stack of Confederate $100s
United yanks constipated traveler off toilet
Got these from a customer as a tip during a service call, anyone know anything about them?
