Pet peeves?

What was the fic called?

Ron and Harry.

Before you go oh you're wrong I have read several thousand fanfics. I have 700 fanfics bookmarked. I'm super picky about what I bookmarked too which means I bookmark maybe one in every five stories I read. I regularly keep up with all the popular ones posted on here too. Why is there like no F/F

Is there any good smut that had Umbridge hate-fucked by Harry?

Bellatrix doesn’t think the other Death Eaters are showing enough devotion to their lord. So, during the next Death Eater meeting, she decides to dose everyone else with love potions keyed to Voldemort.

What person having a kid or multiple kids do you feel would greatly change the Harry Potter plot? For this mental exercise, I want you to imagine Rita Skeeter having a kid Harry's age in Gryffindor. Or mad eye Moody having a little girl during the war.

To everybody talking about " oh this characters ammortentia smells like parchment." I just want you to know that is an animal skin not paper, animal hide which ew.

The way that if Dolores Umbridge was way hotter and never compared to a toad would that one scene with her leaning over Harry in a chair be sexualized?

Whole grouptime travels

Ideas for fanfiction: New spells, new magic, even new situations

Is it weird that I’m an 18 year old female and starting to get into Harry Potter?

Okay so we've all seen the incredible fic about the house of black in their prime but what I've never seen is the weasleys before the malfoy's destroyed them financially. (Fannon) Imagine a gazillion proud pureblood redheads running around causing mayhem.

I had this in my notes app and I'm really curious where this quote was from, "He was like a goth Moses, and the people were the terrified Red Sea." Referring to Snape

How could Voldemort's resurrection ritual have gone hilariously wrong.

Forget the TV show they're trying to do. I need Harry Potter with Daniel Radcliffe as he is now. I want to see him with full casting, directing and editing abilities. I need to see his current creativity play out in my favorite world. I think he would be able to do it even more Justice now.

So I want you to imagine this scenario people can live to 200 in the wizarding world or whatever anyway, the lifespan is just a lot longer now, add glamors into the mix; And hiding your tattoos from your parents goes to a whole nother level. Imagine your mom fighting out You have a tattoo when

Okay, but imagine a crossover between guardians of the Galaxy and Harry Potter. I'm specifically bringing this up because I need to see a meeting between Groot and newt scmander.

I just need a desperate Bucky in a cave or a cabin with somebody looking after him and fucking him

Newbie seeking help!!! Any tips what heroes and what stats I should aim for? I'm now in day 80 and kind weak compare with people spending around same amount

Imagine Fred and George as the first Weasley girls. The world wouldn't survive. They would get away with sooooo much more.

You're telling me in a world of wizarding with lots of angsty people and dozens of methods of instant healing that they aren't tattooed, pierced and sporting heavy modifications. This is such an underrated genre of fan fiction. I've read almost every single one with the piercing tag.

Thinking about the fact that if Peter pettigrew gets cast by a slightly hotter actor, there could be thousands more fanfics of him and that's the way things should be. Xxxx

If Harry was a girl with his glasses he would totally get moaning Myrtle comments Draco.

Request for a Harry Potter/ Swiss family Robinson where he accidentally travels back in time and ends up stranded with them