Is it ok to put a welcome mat in the hallway?
How do you eat it, with your hands?
I eat potato chips with a fork
Help me come up with either a very chaotic or a cute name for my new friend!
Help my family name this sweet boy!
SFAH: What Not To Say During A Stakeout
My condoms expire on April Fool's Day
Barber refused to give me the Martin Van Buren cut. Does anyone know some who will give me this cut, or how I can cut this myself?
The Van Buren Boys may be up to something. Be careful.
Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy.. doesn't really know anyone."
Vodka? Cigarettes? Fireworks?
SFAH: The worst choice of vehicle to be parked across the street for undercover sting operations.
What is it supposed to be???
We Had A Deal!
Hit a bird driving home this morning 😞
The cashier couldn't figure out why I giggled when he handed me the receipt
I just received my offer letter from GE for the marketing co-op. Do they test for thc? And is it urine or hair test?
Unlikely things to hear during a girls night out
Neil Degrasse Tyson ruins your favorite movie
crashed my car
We can’t decide on a name for our new cat. Help please!
My poor kitchen
Looks like they tried the ole' Switcheroo
Hiding in plain sight.
whats in the bag?
Again, the foot-odor problem.
What’s the scoop from the nail salon, Petah?
How much hairspray?
