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Tennessee man pardoned for Jan. 6 offenses gets life in prison in separate case accusing him of trying in incite "civil war"

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200-year-old sheep appendix condom with erotic artwork goes on display at Rijksmuseum

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Kanye West urges Trump-Musk reconciliation amid escalating feud on X

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Swapping spit with your spouse may spread anxiety and depression

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Viral moment dad sprints across graduation stage with baby as police chase him

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Verizon ends DEI policies to get FCC's blessing for its $20 billion Frontier deal

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Judge denies ‘stand your ground’ defense for former prosecutor in Howard Frankland Bridge stabbing

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Moments before his execution, a suspected serial killer’s final words were: ‘Trump, keep making America great’

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Suspected serial killer shouts out Trump in last words before he's put to death: 'Keep making America great'

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Fortnite's Swearing Darth Vader AI Has Already Been Fixed

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Infamous Southern California Tesla road rage driver assaulted by inmates in Hawaii

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Trump claims invention of 400-year-old word 'equalizing'

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Pope Francis’ last gift: €200,000 donation to juvenile inmates’ pasta factory

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Stockholm rejects ‘bizarre’ US demand that city and embassy contractors pledge to be anti-DEI

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Donald Trump Wants to Reopen Alcatraz — After Watching ‘Escape From Alcatraz’ on TV

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Elon Musk finally meets the press and compares himself to Buddha

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Kim Kardashian expected to testify about violent 2016 Paris robbery as alleged ‘Grandpa Gang’ faces trial

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Rachel Maddow Blasts Peter Navarro For Inventing 'Expert' Who Inspired Trump's Tariffs Plan

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Man with machete caught with sweet treat he had just stolen from Asheville grocery store, police say

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Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'District of America'

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Idaho man hits pro-Tesla demonstrator with car after he exited his truck that had Trump flags: police

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Flight passenger, 106, says airport personnel continue to flag her age: 'Not some stupid old lady'

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It was bacteria — not a miracle — on a Communion wafer in Indiana church

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The White House says the Yemen security breach is a hoax. Here’s why it’s not

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Arkansas Bill Targets 'Gender Nonconforming' Haircuts for Kids

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