We disclose a method for exploiting a glitch in physics, allowing a 1989 Toyota Corolla to turn into an infinite matter generator.
Description is left as an exercise for the reader.
We disclose a method for exploiting a glitch in physics, allowing a 1989 Toyota Corolla to turn into an infinite matter generator.
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We report the *successful* testing of a mortar powered by sodium metal and water.
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We report the *successful* testing of a mortar powered by sodium metal and water.
J. Immat. Sci. is an open-access, beer-reviewed journal, publishing satirical papers from all fields of science. This journal has a growing and broad readership, from eminent professors to internet trolls. Anyone can submit an article by downloading the templates from our Facebook or Reddit pages and sending their work to [email protected] for beer review.
Can anyone recommend a good procedure for recovering palladium from laboratory waste? The “boil it, burn it, wash it, aqua regia, concentrate” steps seem sensible enough, but some specifics would be most helpful.
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Dark matter detected at last
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Dark Matter Reveals Itself Through WIMP(y) Traces
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Analysing the Impacts of PI Separation and Exploring Methods for Adaptation and Persistence
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To Couple or Not to Couple: Bardic Inspiration in Organic Reactions
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An examination of various materials as surfaces to eat off, including wood, glass, metal, stone, fire, dirt and people.
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50 Shades of Brown, Mk. 2: we collected the used silica from three months of columns and made an art installation with it.
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We collected the used silica from three months of columns and made an art installation with it.
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Volume 4 hardcopies are finally here, use the links in the comments if you want to order some. Thanks for waiting folks.
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The Thermodynamics of Silence: Why Quiet People Emit a Cold Aura
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Toward Slower, Less Accurate, More Expensive, and Worse Density Functional Theory: A Natural-Stupidity-Assisted Method for Quantum Simulation
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Peer-Pressure Crystallisation: A Comprehensive Study
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Geological Stratigraphy and Tectonics of Leftover Food in Laboratory Refrigerators: A Comprehensive Study
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Hey everyone, we finally got around to setting up online shop to sell our hardcopies. You should now be able to buy them for about $35 AUD, without any of that subscription bullshit we had with Patreon. Link in the comments.
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An expedition into flatology:
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Sigma Aldrich's molecule-of-the-day, and its total synthesis (almost).
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We report the total synthesis of labyrinthamine, one of the helleneamine class of supernatural products. Featuring the cisEPhos ligand and an endless catalytic cycle.
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Making a molecule shaped like a Möbius strip, published in Orgasmic Letters
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Making a molecule shaped like a Möbius strip.
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