Please name my persian kitten , a little goofy name works well.

16-year-old foster fail

WIBTAH if I got my friend’s abusive boyfriend deported?

In the 1950s, there was a job called lipstick tester, where the role involved being kissed all day to test the durability and quality of the lipstick.

AITA for refusing to babysit my half-siblings and telling my dad I‘m not his „backup mom“?

Can’t think of an episode

You get paid 75K a year but you MUST take good care of an animal I assign to you.

I can't decide on a name, he's been answering to kitten. Would prefer a name that doesn't end with a y, or e sound. Lucky is the name of my older black cat.

Please help me escape homophobic country

You are offered $500,000 but only if you go into the last video game you played as the main character at the start of the game. If you survive a full year you get the money.

I’ve been raw dogging my mental illness due to having zero health insurance, and I’ve been suffering from a HUGE creativity block for months. Please give me your goofiest pictures (pets, people, anything) so I can try to enjoy what I love again

I wish to have someone to talk with

Look what I found at goodwill

Lost cat we found that we are helping. I found her paw stuck in the woods. Would love a name to call her (besides sweetheart) she is a cuddly senior love bug

Introducing my and Abi’s kids to my fellow Pierre haters:

You have perfect 20/20 vision for five minutes each day.

Name my new boy preferably with a C name

what do i do at this point in the game?

Please name this cat I got him from the pound. He is really chill and a good hunter.

You can tune your nipples to your local radio stations.

You can open doors the opposite way they were supposed to.

Your butthole can perfectly play any wind instrument

People who don't want children what is your biggest reasons?

I wish everyone got a random superpower from r/shittysuperpowers.

You can blow up and then be gone for 3 hours.