Stelio wins “S!” - now “T!”

Winner: “Stelio!… Stelio Kontos!… Stelio!… Stelio Kontos!” - 2.3k upvotes

He’s running from so far away… he’s picking up so much speed!!

Runners-up:

1. “Steve, it's Roge! Roge, the Dodge Charger, I'm back at the gym. Listen my manager is freaking out about this deal I'm offering you. I can hold him off for a couple few. Call me... -- Steve! -- Steve-O -- S-Man! -- Stefan Urkel! -- Even Steven! -- Steve-it-to-Steaver! -- STEVEN, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!! -- Hi, calling for Steven Smith. -- Hello, Steve, this is the girl that you like.” - 1.3k upvotes

2. “Son of a WHORE!” - 1.1k upvotes

3. “Shit! Shit! Damn it! We’re so fucking late!” - 658 upvotes