Anyone else tried to show a hot girl that they’re playing FM?

Today I was on the bus playing Football Manager on my laptop when I noticed a really hot girl sitting nearby.

I wanted to talk to her and maybe get her number, but I was too scared to make a move. Then I remembered that only intelligent, high-value individuals appreciate the beauty of a nice 3-4-2-1, so I had an idea. I turned my brightness up to max and discreetly tilted my screen so she could see I was leading Celtic to Champions League glory, appreciate it and date me. She didn’t say anything, so I gave up.

On the bus ride home, there was another really hot girl sitting across from me, so I decided to try again with an extra twist. I opened up my tactics screen and dramatically adjusted my defensive line while sighing like a manager under pressure. She looked at my screen, then looked at me, so I smiled sadly and nodded like a man burdened by fixture congestion and an aging squad. I don’t think it worked because she immediately stood up and got off at the next stop.

Anyone else tried this?