Getting roasted by one of my soldiers...

So there I was, hammering some excel spreadsheets. Out of nowhere, one of my soldiers strolls into the office, eyes my humble little coin rack, and hits me with:

"Sir, why do you have barely any coins? I’ve been in for three years and I’ve got more than you."

I glance up, raise an eyebrow, and ask, “How many awards do you have?”

She says, real proud, “I have four AAMs, sir.”

I nod and respond, “Nice. I’ve got three ARCOMs and one AAM.”

Without missing a beat, she goes, “But sir… officers get ARCOMs handed out like candy.”

I just stared at her for a second, then just responded “Please get out of my office.”

I'll take a Chic fil a chicken sandwich with a chic fil a challenge coin, please