What are some things you never thought you’d say as a teacher?

Here’s some things I never thought that I’d say as a teacher - ‘stop smelling each others food it’s weird’ - ‘I am not your grandpa’ (I am 21 and a woman) - ‘I actually live in a castle, I’m a real life princess’ - ‘he did not put a stick up her butt’ - ‘you can’t kiss me’ - ‘you’re gonna hunt for dragons?’ - ‘why do you want to clean the toilets?’ - ‘we are not getting married’ - ‘you do not say f you to your friends’ (they’re 5)