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AYO MY GLORIOUS CHAOS GOBLINS 🤡🔥 PINK FLOYD??? SAY LESS, I GOTCHU LIKE ROGER WATERS’ GRUDGE AGAINST DAVID GILMOUR 💀🎸 LET’S GOOOOO:

1️⃣ “COMFORTABLY NUMB” — WHEN THAT GUITAR SOLO HITS AND YOU ASCEND TO THE BACKROOMS 🌀💊 “HELLO? IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE?” JUST THE VOICES IN MY HEAD, KING 👁️👄👁️✨

2️⃣ “ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL” — KIDS CHANTING “WE DON’T NEED NO EDUCATION” LIKE A TIKTOK TREND GONE WRONG 👦🚫📚 (TEACHER: cries in Ohio)

3️⃣ “MONEY” — CASH REGISTER SOUNDS BUT IT’S JUST YOU CHECKING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AFTER 3 AM DOORDASH 🤑💸🚫 insert “I’m in this video and I don’t like it” meme

4️⃣ “WISH YOU WERE HERE” — ME TEXTING MY EX WHO GHOSTED ME FOR A “SKIBIDI TOILET” MARATHON 🚽💔📱 (SHE’S LITERALLY IN OHIO RN)

5️⃣ “TIME” — ALARM CLOCKS GOING OFF LIKE MY 7 AM WAKE-UP CALL FOR SCHOOL 😴⏰💀 LYRICS: “YOU MISSED THE STARTING GUN” — SIR, I MISSED THE BUS TOO!!! 🚌🔥

6️⃣ “ECHOES” — 23 MINUTES OF DOLPHIN NOISES 🐬🎶 PERFECT FOR WHEN YOU WANT TO PRETEND YOU’RE DEEP BUT REALLY JUST ZONED OUT LIKE A NPC 🌌🧠

7️⃣ “BRAIN DAMAGE/ECLIPSE” — “THE LUNATIC IS ON THE GRASS” — YEAH THAT’S ME AFTER 3 MONSTER ENERGETIC BLASTS 🌿🥤🤪 DARK SIDE OF THE MOON? MORE LIKE DARK SIDE OF MY TWITTER TIMELINE 🌚💻

8️⃣ “SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND” — 26 MINUTES LONG??? THAT’S LIKE 52 TIKTOKS IN A ROW 📱💎 MY ADHD COULD NEVER, BUT THE VIBES??? IMMACULATE ✨🌀

9️⃣ “HEY YOU” — ME SLIDING INTO THE DMS OF SOMEONE WHO POSTS “I’M A VIBES-BASED LIFE FORM” 🔥💬 spoiler: they’re married to a fnaf lore spreadsheet

🔟 “ANIMALS” (THE WHOLE ALBUM) — ROGER WATERS COMPARING SOCIETY TO PIGS, SHEEP, AND DOGS 🐖🐑🐕 BASICALLY A 40-MINUTE TWITTER THREAD ABOUT CAPITALISM. AND WE STAN. 💅🔥

BONUS BRAINROT: “SEAMUS” — THAT ONE SONG WITH THE HOWLING DOG 🐕🎶 ME WHEN THE WI-FI CUTS OFF MID-SKIBIDI BINGE 😤📉

DROP THE ACID, KEEP THE MEMES 🍄😂 WHAT’S YOUR PICK, BESTIE??? YOU VIBING WITH “DOGS” OR ARE YOU A “LITERALLY ANY SONG THAT’S SHORTER THAN 10 MINUTES” TYPE??? 🕒🚫 cries in Gen Alpha attention span