Sh*tpost: give me your worst fan theories?

Inspired by the Lucy-Gray-is-Coin-and-also-everyone’s-grandmother discourse.

I’ll go first:

• Lucy Gray was reincarnated as Prim’s goat.

• Buttercup was a Muttation created to track down Lucy Gray. Katniss gets hissed at because she sings Covey songs – not because of the attempted drowning.

• The lake in D12 is radioactive and you gain superpowers by swimming in it.

• Gale was a good person.

• Sejanus survived and married a girl from D12. He is Katniss and Prim’s real dad. Snow found out and orchestrated the mine disaster. Snow extra hates Katniss because she has her father’s eyes.