ChatGPT is teaching me how to befriend the crows

ETA: All 16 chats are under the moderator comment. PLEASE LOOK AT MY COMMENT IN BOLD ALL THE WAY TOWARDS THE BOTTOM! Or mod, if you wanna pin it, that'd be cool.

And it's F*CKING working. It knew everything, like which foods to buy, presentation, whistle preferances, and when to chill out with calling them. Apparently I'm too thirsty for their friendship right now, but we've had some amazing call and response sessions! As chatgpt told me, this is a marathon, not a sprint. The crows KNOW who I am, and are interested.