Preemptively putting this up given how the last few games have gone. Still can't figure out how to sort by new. So if anyone figured it out?

If the bot works, I'll delete this.

The drinking game will never die (taking suggestions, just make sure to tag/mention me so I can see)

Any rookie goals - Finish and Fill

Flames give-away - Take a drink (dangerous)

We win - drink.

We lose - drink more.

Kelly says “elevate” - drink

Rick and Kelly crack a joke and can’t stop laughing - drink (extra dangerous)

Barb sighting - Finish and Fill - Drink

Kelly Hrudey insults his own goaltending - Drink

Huberdeau does a Spin-O-rama - drink

Mangiapane suspension mentioned - drink

Kadri is offside - sip.